Just remember, people might not understand you if you start using these.
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean— neither more nor less.” —Through the Looking Glass
I agree with Mr. Dumpty: Words have meaning. But surely we can seize upon a meaning and then create a word to match it. The following words—some culled from the crowdsourced online dictionary urbandictionary.com and others I’ve concocted myself—don’t exist according to Merriam-Webster … but should. I call them “worderfuls.” Try using these funny words to improve your vocabulary.
(ah kra-‘peh-luh) adj.—Sung (badly) while listening to music using headphones.
(ath-‘leh-ther-jee) n.—The triumph of the La-Z-Boy over the StairMaster.