These witty words will have you laughing all the way through the holiday season.

On the reason for the season

ART: Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. —Bart Simpson

Nothing like some funny Christmas quotes to remind you what Christmas is really all about.

On religion

ART: Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. —Dave Barry

These funny Christmas quotes are so relatable, it’s scary.

On toys

ART: I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “toys not included.” —Bernard Manning

The good news is, they can be used with practically any toy (sold separately, of course).