These witty words will have you laughing all the way through the holiday season.
On the reason for the season
ART: Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. —Bart Simpson
Nothing like some funny Christmas quotes to remind you what Christmas is really all about.
ART: Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. —Dave Barry
These funny Christmas quotes are so relatable, it’s scary.
ART: I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “toys not included.” —Bernard Manning
The good news is, they can be used with practically any toy (sold separately, of course).